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[DIARY ARCHIVES]
Sunday
- March 16, 2003
There Wolf, There Castle
First things
first. There is a rumor going around about some type of PayPal
notice informing account holders in adult industry services
(phone sex, webcam) that they will not be able to conduct
business any longer via PayPal. I know there is some mumbo-jumbo
in the Acceptable Use Terms and Conditions that have never been
enforced regarding Adult materials for sale, but the language
has never included services before. If you've gotten specific
notices from PayPal regarding this, please email me and include
the FULL HEADER of the email so I can discern if this is a legit
warning being issued or just a hoax.
From what I've heard so far, everything points to hoax because
(1) PayPal doesn't categorize members (they don't track account
holder business categories, so how the fuck would they know who
to send the letter to?), and (2) all the letters I've heard of
make mention of some kind of "High Risk" Visa /
Mastercard fee which PayPal has never had and, (according to
their customer service line), has no intention of initiating.
However, all info is certainly welcome. This would be a huge
head's up for working girls everywhere to know that we have to
scramble and find a different third party biller.
Also, I was amused recently to learn that some people think you
have to have an existing PayPal account in order to use a credit
card. This is so not the case. If you are a phone slut looking
to accept cc payments, or a John looking to pay an independent
operator like mine that only offers PayPal, there is a button on
the purchase page that says " If you have never paid
through PayPal CLICK HERE." By clicking that, it sets up a
user name / password via PayPal so that you can use your credit
card for purchases. No muss, no fuss.
Many independent phone sluts can't handle the annual fees that
merchant accounts (Visa, Mastercard) are demanding for the
oh-so-risky adult industry, so you're going to see more and more
third party billing companies like PayPal. Unfortunately, this
means the third parties are probably going to be taking larger
percentages, too. Which sucks, but you know…companies that use
child labor in third world countries aren't what we need to
force out of existence with covert domestic financial sanctions,
it's the oh-so-risky adult industry.
I'm not saying there aren't sleeze factors in the adult
industry, I'm just saying that I'll bet you Burger King's rates
wouldn't go up just because it turned out Checkers was
overcharging customers. Funny how you can tailor the rules to
exploit an entire industry.
On a lighter note, I haven't intended to cop out with the whole
werewolf / succubus tease, but it just so happened that I seemed
to always find other topics to discuss. However, as there has
been much complaining and demanding by way of email, I'll clear
these two fantasies up.
I have a few regular clients who are outside anything that could
possibly fit on the Johns
List. They are possessed of a brand of creativity that
just does not lend to characterization.
Ungentler Bent is one such creative creature. Of course, just
because his kink is creative, doesn't mean he expands very much.
Mr. Bent wants a succubus to enter his bedroom one dark night. A
buxom, leggy creature that is something Frank
Frazetta would have drawn.
For those of you who don't enjoy mythology and folklore studies
and who weren't friends with all the AD&D geeks back in
junior high, a succubus is a demonic creature that enters into
the bedroom of a man to fuck him senseless. The consequences of
said actions vary from turning the man into a zombie, to simply
leaving him impotent, etc. You may want to footnote that the
male equivalent is an incubus.
Anyway, Bent wants an evil succubus such as myself to traipse
into his bedroom and rape him. Not the old fashioned way, mind
you. Nope. He wants me to drag him to a full-length mirror and
suck out his "man-force." This is a variety of force
that Luke Skywalker had nothing to do with, kids.
It goes a little something like this. We stand in front of the
mirror (he can't move because I'm controlling his mind which,
you know, is pretty handy) and I begin to morph his body into
that of a woman. He begins to grow tits and his waist and thighs
gets slim. And when I say he grows tits, we're talking 52 H. For
the grand finale, I steal his cock, transplanting it by way of
voodoo magic or whatever method you like so that he has a pussy
and I have his cock. At which point, I then rape him. And rape
him. And rape him. The more detail provided during the
transformation, the more intense his orgasms seem to be.
I know it sounds like Freud meets the caterpillar from Alice
in Wonderland, but it's bizarrely fun. I've also tossed
in a strangulation element utilizing my succubus tail for some
breath play fantasy.
I know. I know. But it beats the usual slam, bam, not even a
thank you, ma'am.
In comparison, the werewolf hardly bears mentioning. Except that
I think he's fun. It's from the same John who asked me to
pretend to be an elf and this inspired This
Entry. This newer request was for me to be a female
werewolf (werevixen?) who transforms during sex. So you know…I
start out moaning and end up barking and howling.
This is not your father's Oldsmobile.
I also need to send a thank you to the generous and anonymous
readers / callers / whoever you are that have selected me a few
of the items on my Wish
List. When people first suggested I set one up, I
thought it might be perceived as tacky, but I'm tickled pink
that some secret admirers are utilizing it.
I suppose that's all for now.
Oh…and for all of you who got the YF
reference…
" Frau Blücher!"

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